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Monday, May 5th, 2003
7:52 pm
new l-j: i_am_ari

you get it, right?

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Friday, May 2nd, 2003
6:19 pm
yeah nevermiond about shopping. i'm doing the walk for hunger.

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Thursday, May 1st, 2003
10:51 pm
hmmmm.
anyone want to feed themselves with clothes on sunday? because i know i do.
978 502 9079

( Spew)

Monday, April 28th, 2003
8:31 pm
attention carolyn z!

sticking cucumbers up your nostrils and ham (or veggie alternative) on you head is the cure for SARS!

spread the word, homeboys.
end medical report

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Sunday, April 27th, 2003
12:25 am
anyone who was not at exit 23 on saturday, april 26th is the biggest loser i know x 2

you missed the best local show i have been to in the longest time.

p.s. totally rocked for pteradactyl day.

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Wednesday, April 23rd, 2003
7:55 pm
i hate being home and doing nothing and watching tv by myself
the only thing that sucks more is cancer

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Tuesday, April 22nd, 2003
1:47 pm
to sum up the evening:

"You know what turns me on? US Naval Academy. Men going to sea...Sea-men. (sigh)"
-Jon Huss


p.s. you bitches know where it's at

( Spew)

Monday, April 21st, 2003
12:40 am
lighters are so not allowed in night hide-and-go-seek, "ahem, CHRIS PAZOLT!"


p.s. jon huss= burning me all his goddamn cds that he burned from chris

current mood: craziest vacation ever
current music: munch munch munch ~ chris stop eating you mothafucka

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Monday, April 14th, 2003
1:40 am
i'm not sure why meeting random cute electro guys on friendster makes me so freaking happy.

i think i just like electro.
this guy is funny and he has a thing for bloody noses.
also his name is wayne.
doesn't that make you happy?

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Monday, April 7th, 2003
10:18 pm
is this more trouble than it's worth?


we'll see.

110 by june

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Tuesday, April 1st, 2003
3:15 pm
i hit myself in the tooth with a ping pong paddle.
i like physics.

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Thursday, March 27th, 2003
9:14 pm
i left my cock in san francisco
have to go get it back
on monday is when i will be able to fuck again.


see ya

( Spew)

Tuesday, March 25th, 2003
11:03 pm
i like that show the shield.
it's violent and fun,
takes my mind off of more important things.

( Spew)

Saturday, March 22nd, 2003
8:46 am
always wear your seatbelt.

love, A.J.

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Tuesday, March 18th, 2003
9:08 pm
i do know one thing though
bitches they come they go
saturday through sunday, monday
monday through sunday, yo
maybe i'll love you some day
maybe we'll someday grow
but till then just sit your drunk ass on that fucking runway, ho

love, ari

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Sunday, March 16th, 2003
9:24 pm
i just realised something.

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Saturday, March 15th, 2003
11:38 pm
i just turned to my cat and asked, "Do you have a purpose in life?"


there was no response.
how disappointing.

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Thursday, March 13th, 2003
6:28 pm
i'm letting everyone down.

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Wednesday, March 5th, 2003
6:56 pm
i had applesauce for dinner.

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Saturday, February 22nd, 2003
7:52 pm
ari aorta: tell me something astounding:

frommetoyou83: well im going to get a wendy's baked potato now!!!!!
frommetoyou83: woot woot
frommetoyou83: and perhaps a frosty tooo

gravermistakesx: john said my brownies taste like pasta

le sas sea: ok, i have an agreement to marry my friend if we are not married in 10 years
le sas sea: and we havent actually met

andirge: i shoveled the roof of market basket today

emmmy007: did you know that we clink classes when saying cheers because it involves using all 5 of the senses?

itss dot com: one time... i had a hangnail
itss dot com: that time is now

asking lots of different people the same question is a way to amuse yourself for about a half hour.
love - me

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